broken penis torture method #4

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021

stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.

Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

The Daniel Method

a cheesy tactic used in the video game Street Fighter 2 by subpar players, which involves using the character Blanka's "electricity" special move throughout the entire round. round, after round, after round.

I was playing Street Fighter II the other day, and this kid whipped out The Daniel Method. Then I whipped his ass.

by mahalo November 19, 2010

The Riser Method

The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.

Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man

Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?

#1- hmmmm. The riser method.

by DowntownTCHTown March 3, 2014

transactive method

When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by

I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!

by logitek184 May 16, 2014

Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.

Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.

by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014

The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

by PREY December 1, 2013