When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!
by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021
Get the broken penis torture method #4mug. To completely run through and or jump an opponent. To ensue victory by any means necessary even sacrificing an ally the gank must be won.
Doxxiana is mad cause he got hit with the laced method, ez 5 bars gank me again son
This guy must not know the laced method, i say we flood and show him
what is 1's?
This guy must not know the laced method, i say we flood and show him
what is 1's?
by Deadcrayz May 13, 2024
Get the Laced Methodmug. When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion
by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025
Get the The drill methodmug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
Get the The Tow-Boat Methodmug. After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023
Get the nut methodmug. by kaidoo November 22, 2023
Get the the weomtoppy methodmug.