There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”
Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”
Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”
Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”
Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
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I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.
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On answering machine:
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
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Get the I approve this message mug.Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.
Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in
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a: trn for bow
b: huh?
once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
b: huh?
once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
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Get the sext message mug.putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
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