New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

Mayo Minion

A racial slur against white people.

Usually used sarcastically.

Becky: You know what? I’m going to put that uppity black bitch in her place!
Shaniqua: Shiver me timbers! The Mayo Minion is approaching hahaha!

by HippoFart June 16, 2024

ayo mayo

Cum

Ayo, John just got ayo mayo all over me!

by Sandyclams January 05, 2023

The Mayo Shlip

When you leave an event or gathering without saying goodbye. Also known as an Irish Goodbye.

I was wrecked and wasn't arsed saying goodbye so I did the Mayo Shlip

by Mayo4Sam May 18, 2024

bologna without the mayo

A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice

Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo

by Bigbotoboi October 28, 2015

mayo clinic

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by mnaogjar May 07, 2024

Flippin' the Burg, Extra Mayo

The act of flipping over a woman during missionary to ejaculate on her back.

Cameron, you know you have to stop flippin' the burg; no extra mayo anymore.
When prompted for what Tyler wanted to do in bed tonight, he said, "Flippin' the Burg, Extra Mayo!"
John at the party really flipped the burg with extra mayo!

by JoeShmoe13 June 17, 2024