Ketchup and mayo

When an man is having sex and the woman he is fucking is a virgin and bleeds making him cum and t when he takes his dick out it looks like a hot dog with ketchup and mayo

Man me and Cindy made ketchup and mayo in her room

by XXXHOYHOY April 6, 2017

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The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025

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World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.

World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.

by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

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mayo

when you are doing something that involves a creamy, white substance that you are eating

makes a sandwich using mayo
other person: omg that's so mayo

by triggered 12 year old August 25, 2018

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Aromat-mayo

-a person that is as bland as fuck

-seriously no personality at all

-synonym to npc

„Sie isch zwar cute aber so richtig aromat-Mayo personality“

by Al3saaaa June 6, 2024

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“Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.

1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

by burdenVS August 5, 2024

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