Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
by NoOneLovesMe52 December 25, 2019
by sourcreamman November 15, 2022
by The epic bros October 04, 2020
A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.
D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao
by Ped Osmosis January 21, 2021
Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
by Khuan November 22, 2021
Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!
by Gaga2015 December 18, 2021
That's a coach Mario joke
by Morganr19 February 10, 2016