juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Mario kid

A 13 year old loves Mario and never Quit Mario

Mario kid: let’s play Mario

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Mario Mukbang

A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.

D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao

by Ped Osmosis January 21, 2021

Mario Daddy

A mario daddy is a mario that spoils you with money, clothes and makes you one blinged up suga mama.

Get yourself one

Hey, Mario Daddy where’s my money?

by Sam jen April 14, 2021

Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati

:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati

by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022

Nyan Mario

a LazyTown YouTuber that makes your ears literally bleed with his song covers

Nyan Mario just uploaded the worst song cover of all time go watch

by Nyan Mario December 8, 2019

mario the queen

Mario is litterally the queen of this entire planet.

Mario is a capricorn and he loves nicki Minaj. The name Mario is ONLY associated with the only Mario Servidio, from italy. One day he will become our leader and make the poor people vanish by making more money. #MARIOMINAJ2021

dont you love Mario the queen as our next leader? Of course!

by mario minaj May 17, 2021