Mario kid

A 13 year old loves Mario and never Quit Mario

Mario kid: let’s play Mario

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati

:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati

by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022

Mario Mukbang

A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.

D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao

by Ped Osmosis January 21, 2021

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

mario the queen

Mario is litterally the queen of this entire planet.

Mario is a capricorn and he loves nicki Minaj. The name Mario is ONLY associated with the only Mario Servidio, from italy. One day he will become our leader and make the poor people vanish by making more money. #MARIOMINAJ2021

dont you love Mario the queen as our next leader? Of course!

by mario minaj May 17, 2021

mario turner

Mario Turner is a very nice boy. He is very sweet and very generous. He loves videos games, and talking to people.’

Mario turner gave me a hug.’

by girlygal633 August 6, 2019

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021