chief mandem

The chief mandem is appointed by fellow mandems in a democratic process. The process involves a series of rap battles between the mandems which is followed by a vote of confidence to determine the winner and new chief mandem.

Stormzy: he just spat bare fire in that battle, I vote for him to become chief mandem

Skepta: yeah that man spits some mean bars I vote for him

Devilman: I'm too unpredictable so man don't want to vote

JME: by the power bestowed upon me by the gods of grime, I pronounce you mandem

by Simon Keptor August 12, 2016

merci mandem

When you mandem are merci this means there going ham

Me and my merci mandem will come down your yard unit

by Thepakiman March 8, 2017

Quack Mandem

A group of immatures on xbox with fidget spinners and sully pillow pets. Also mickey mouse hands with blood on and a papa smurf fetish.

Yo, wagwan pifting. Wanna be part of the quack mandem ennit.

by Quack mandem creator (god) May 13, 2018

Quack mandem :3

A group of immatures who play roblox and relax on yachts. They also have sully pillow pets, Mickey Mouse hands with blood on and a papa smurf fetish. They also watch memeulous because he is the on true god. They also listen to PTV because they’re emo as frick. No swearing in the mandem either.

Yo, wagwan piffting. Wanna join ma Quack mandem :3. Yh ennit g.

by Quack mandem creator (god) May 13, 2018

Broke Mandem

A broke boy who steals a blue science fair board when there are free ones

Which Broke Mandem scum took my board-Eok

by Kutuks February 22, 2019

Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

A Mando Aldana

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market

Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022