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mustache party

"Dude you going to the mustache party later?" No, I'm not gay.
by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008
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Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009
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Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon July 30, 2008
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dusty mustache

The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.
by AmyKristinaChuck February 4, 2008
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Mursch Mustache

When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.
Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.
by jew May 18, 2004
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secret mustache

The Biggest Mustache but it his hidden in the bear flesh.
Hey Look Nick Farnworth Has Got A secret mustache and cambell bischop is crying waaaaaaaaaa
by Chris 10T3 October 27, 2007
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Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.
BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.
by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011
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