moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

Funk monster

People or things that are not fresh.

Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.

by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.

Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.

by DanMat6288 May 7, 2004

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

Grit Monster

A chubby kid that is addicted to smoking grits

Dude that kid over there is such a grit monster

by Yu Know Who dis be June 23, 2008