Mountain Gorilla

Often used to describe a girl (plain or muscular), whether ill tempered or mellow with abnormal superhuman strength that defies all sense of logic and reason.

Kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing Gintoki to speed away.

Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.

by jackkanarchy99 January 24, 2011

Mountain Woman

A woman from the country mountains where they raise cows, wrestle men, and strong as an ox as well as drink anyone under the table; however, they tend to get a little rowdy while under the influence. When they get older their interactions in the city life tend to be a little naïve.

I saw a mountain woman named Heather at the Wilkes County Fair put away a jar of moonshine, wrestle an ox, two steer then mash the button; I wouldn't want to mess with her!

by Daed Man Walking 207 August 21, 2017

Mouse on a trampoline

When ones ball sack is stretched out like a trampoline while bouncing the mouse aka penis up and down off the trampoline

Hey man have you ever seen a mouse on a trampoline

by Butterfly85 January 10, 2018

Moustache Face

When you scrunch up your lips and the muscles between your nose and your upper lip to create a shrivelled lip, creating creases that makes it seem like you have two little moustaches/whiskers above your lips.

*resembles somewhat like a posh troll face without the open mouth smile.

When you walk up to a friend and you eye contact. You greet each other with the “moustache face”.

When your friend says something and you want to be troll or suggestive, you give them the “moustache face”.

by eye. October 12, 2019

Moulsham high school

This is the school where the occasional students ask random girls if they can finger th and then get beaten up twice by thirteen people

Yo what happened at that park near Moulsham high school?

Some kid got banged by 13 man for hitting a girl

by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 10, 2020

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

moustache daddy

A dashing middle aged man with an impressive moustache

Did you see Quinton at the bar? He’s my moustache daddy

by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023