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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
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mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
by T-Cup May 21, 2014
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mental for oriental

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."
by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013
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mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
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Mental Horsepower

Mental horsepower refers to intelligence in the purest sense of cognitive ability and memory.
Those with high MH have the ability to learn math and science easily and trivially.
by mathistheonlytruth February 2, 2017
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craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.
I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.
by PixelJim February 11, 2014
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Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
by shane_r February 27, 2009
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