Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Maiada

A highly evolved, sexy, intelligent hipster. A woman who isn't afraid to be naked to the world, literally and figuratively. A Maiada possesses an easy-going down-to-earth attitude and a great set of breasts. She also has a great sense of humor and favors sarcasm and dark humor. A Maiada is also very reliable and for the most part, will do what she says. She is a great listener and gives appropriate feedback and advice. Maiadas are also known to be low-maintenance. She would rather give than receive, unless you're talking about oral sex. She will usually be physically fit and prefers organic food over anything that is packaged.
Also, known to hang out in nature and enjoy mind-altering music and substances.

"Hey, let's get Maiada'd out and take a nature walk."

"Is that Maiada over there skinny-dipping?"

by Pasha January 27, 2013

maciana

Maciana is a ship between Ariana Grande and Mac Miller. A singer/actress and a rapper in love (and soon will be married).

OMG this is as cute as Maciana!

by Nermac shipper February 11, 2018

Maia

Maia is the sort of person that most people ignore, but she is beautiful inside and out. She finds it easy to make friends. She loves to be out side and having adventures. She like sport and reading. She is also constantly broke because she spends her money on random stuff that she doesn’t need. She is smart and really funny. She will fall for any joke or trick. She has really good taste in music and is great at singing even though she thinks she is bad. Her smile will light up the whole world 🌍. She is smart and kind. If you like her then you better make the first move because she definitely won’t. She is the best best friend you could ask for, and she understands everyone. It is really easy to make her laugh. She makes everything awkward.

Wow, Maia is so nice

by “Anonymous?” June 10, 2019

Macias

Macias is a Mexican last name. Macias’ are generally very cool and attractive people who are honest and trustworthy. Male Macias’ usually get with an Asian while female Macias’ usually get with a hispanic.

Guy 1: man I really like mr.macias
Guy 2: yeah he’s so cool

by Massiveflexboy3.0 January 22, 2020

Gatsby Mania

the best character ever from the Novel " The Great Gatsby" by F.Scott Fitzgerald, Gatsby Mania occurs when an english class studies this novel and all they can do is talk about GATSBY GATSBY, but that is because Gatsby is amazing!! ! Read it!! Gatsby epitomises the American Dream because of his capasity to hope - a quote which sums him up - " he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the milk of incomparable wonder!"

Jordon: Oh My God, The Great Gatsby is such an amazing book, I simply adore it, its like Gatsby Mania, I am now going to balance the novel off of my nose, to show my adoration!

Daisy: Gatsby? I love Gatby!

Tom: Urggghh, I don't like Gatsby, all this darn Gatsby Mania - he is just a "bootlegger"... pfttt...

Nick: I simply think Gatsby is lovely.... ahhh . (sighs)

by lovellly jubleeee February 8, 2009

gym shoe mafia

a group of blue collar workers of polish decent, usually in the business of brick laying or pouring concrete. Distinguishing marks included; sweat pants and flannel shirts pair with untied high tops.

The gym shoe mafia was remolding the house next door, they did a fine job.

by timmyj May 18, 2006