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Lorenzo a man with a humongous penis and a huge giant brain, sometimes hes dominant but most time hes submissive
Lorenzo by anonymous September 22, 2022
A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
Lorenzo just missed that shot
Lorenzo by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
Person 1: What an omega male
Person 2: Yeah he's such a Lorenzo
Lorenzo by Eliuccio December 7, 2022

Lorenzo Negro 

A great guy who is not racist despite of his name. Is a great guy and has an impressive depth of spirit even though it isn't noticeable at first sight. He is what some call a "ride or die" or a "Real one" if you have to trade your life for his do it worth it.
a wild Lorenzo Negro has appeared
Lorenzo Negro by gazzam January 4, 2023

Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.
Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”
Lorenzo Tantalo by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023
Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3
Lorenzo by sushahavga June 11, 2023