bum lightning

That shooting pain you sometimes get in your bum. Also known as shooty bum pain

Hey what’s up with you, you look like your in pain?!
I’m okay just got a bit of bum lightning

by Lilrobbie4skin June 26, 2020

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Lightning Joqueen

The most epic mascot of any YouTube channel

Person 1: Hey, what's the mascot of Society Studios call?
Person 2: Lightning Joqueen

by DylqnTqylor420 October 21, 2019

Lightning Mcqueef

the queefing of lightneen mcqueen

i stan Lightning Mcqueef

by hampaboiger27 on tiktok October 13, 2022

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 28, 2021