by BearStudios March 27, 2021
The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.
by jenterperfohee February 6, 2023
When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016
Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
by Tom Coreless fan November 4, 2021
A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!
by Winderbourne January 24, 2021
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 27, 2021
todays rain has shik lightning
by omg man steezy September 21, 2020