Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out

I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025