muddy lobster 

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

muddy lobster by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

foot lobster 

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes

Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.

foot lobster by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017

Holiday Lobster 

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.

Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!

Holiday Lobster by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020

Knob lobster 

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip

"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"

Knob lobster by CK1052 June 22, 2021

Blue Lobster jumpscare 

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

Blue Lobster jumpscare by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

New England Lobster Company 

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

New England Lobster Company by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster 

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob

My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster by QuargaPie November 13, 2018