pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

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loaft

to bum around carelessly

"whatchu sayin' this summer?"
"ahh you'll find me loafting at the mall"

by Jessica June 20, 2003

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Loafin

When a cat is just chilling but he looks like a loaf of bread

"Josh your cat looks like a loaf of bread right now"
"Yea he's just loafin"

"Why the fuck is your sourdough bread on the ground, Peter"
"That's my cat, yo"

by mytwentycats March 8, 2017

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Loafing

A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.

It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!

by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 27, 2013

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