Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023

A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

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by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

Is a character in the show Arrow on CW. The main character Oliver Queen dates her before running off on a Yacht with her sister Sara. They are assumed dead when the yacht goes down in a storm. five years later Oliver is found alive and bring him back home. his father had killed himself to save Oliver and had begged Oliver to write his wrongs (he was a millionaire) and Oliver becomes the Arrow. Laurel then decides to join Oliver on his mission and becomes the Canarie.
by Cale1 February 25, 2020

by Itsasecret186 November 6, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

1. A bad NFL Quarterback who gets drafted way way to high and for some reason takes Jimmy G spot.
2. Broken ankle karma
2. Broken ankle karma
by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022
