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Keith

The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
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Keith

Dr. Smiths first patient had a hell of a Keith. And he had to bump his next appointment.
by Miss Dic February 13, 2022
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keith

daddy6hoe is a big sexy beast.
keith is daddy6hoe everyone loves him he got all the girls.
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keith

is handsome, funny, hyper energetic, and has cool humour. can be used to describe people. normally means someone who likes comics and watching movies. (and is probably gay).
"That guy is such a keith."
"Keiths are fun to be with."
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Keith Ensminger

The comp sci teacher at Cumberland valley Keith Ensminger totally for sure definitely not fake made c++
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
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keith richard

when a single toe pops out of a sock
oh no! keith richard is back!
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