Kansas Pizzeria

When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.

Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.

Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!

by Mictasty December 13, 2019

Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.

I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.

by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019

kansas

a tornada highway with winds fasta then mah sneeze from mah alergens that be maken mah sneeze

yo this kansas wether beh meaken mah sneeze

by yoyoyo its noobmaster69 August 6, 2019

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

Lebanon, Kansas

The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.

Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.

by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017

kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017