ESPN kid

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.

"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".

by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014

Entitled kid

A kid that thinks everything is his and usually is the kid of a entitled parent

Ek aka entitled kid: give me your phone
Nice man:no
Ek:Crys

by Real man 84 July 18, 2019

swing kid

A child that has swingers for parents.

Hey guys craigs a swing kid. His parents totally went to that swingers convention last tuesday.

by chadillacs March 13, 2009

quiet kid

The kid that sits in the back of the class and usually keeps to themselves. Some people think they're weird or emo or gay, but to me they're pretty chill. Most of them don't talk because they are anxious and don't have very good social skills. Or they just dont like you. Sometimes they have friends, but they talk to them awkwardly or dont even want to be friends in the first place but they dont want to sound rude.

Person 1: "What group were you in when you were in high school?"
Person 2: "I was a quiet kid. I never really liked socializing and only talked when I needed to."

by picklebutt230 February 2, 2023

kid toucher

A pedophile

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

Kid Cudi

Kid Cudi is a stoner. He's a beast rapper. He's blazed.

Lance: Dude, have you heard of that one rapper Kid Cudi? The guys the king of the stoners!

Tyrone: Yeah! That guys a beast!

by Kid Cudi Is Beast July 19, 2009

IPad Kid

A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.

-“Wanna babysit Evan?”
-“No way. He’s a gross little iPad kid.”

by CLG4L0019 December 5, 2021