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Dawn Juan

A drunken female that wants nothing more than to hook it up and have a cocktail.
Shit.....is that girl drunk again? Yes she is....and she is going home with another "friend" .......she is a Dawn Juan fo SHO!
by Dawnsmom.com October 23, 2008
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Miguel Juan

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....
by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008
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Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.
Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.
by T.Reck September 22, 2014
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Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
by The.Dman March 18, 2011
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San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006
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Juan Es Gay

A guy named Juan that is fucking gay
by Juan es gay April 23, 2019
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Juan Gamer's Law

Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.
Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"
by Juan Gamer June 21, 2018
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