Jens

An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa

Oh no, you just pulled a Jens. Clean it up!

by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021

Jens

The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time

YO! your dick is massive! is your name Jens?
Damn you're hot! are you Jens?

by Zacklas March 4, 2022

Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.

Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!

by helolooo May 12, 2020

Jen

someone who is very yass (smart and beautiful)

“woah bro! you’re very jen!”
“thank you xoxo”

by deucesgf December 28, 2021

Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.

Jesus, calm down Jen,

by NIXMEISTER86 December 27, 2019

Jens

A incredibly funny and entertaining guy. Someone you can always talk to, no matter what. Not only that, but he’s also super cute and charming. It’s very easy to fall for him. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker.

“I think I’ve fallen for Jens”
“Did Jens say anything about me?”
“That Jens, he seems cool!”

by Yesiguessso August 16, 2019

Jen

One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes

Holy Crap Jen just walked in the room! Oh I love her

by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019