Jägermeister

Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”

After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.

by Jägermeister August 8, 2014

Jaegerist

Someone who supports Eren Jaeger. (Yaeger, Jäger). Someone who agrees with his actions.

Hey bro! Did you hear? Floch is a Jaegerist!

by girlygirl March 28, 2021

Jager Punch

A drink/drinking game usually played in the barracks of combat Soldiers. The "player" is usually not made aware of the rules before hand, and is instructed by his friends to do a shot of Jager, almost immediately afterward, he is punched in the face, before he can finish the shot. The puncher usually yells Jager!.

Pvt. Snuffy arrives at his new unit, his comrades Spc Tom and Pfc Jerry want to welcome him with a Jager Punch. So Pvt. Snuffy agree's. "First you do a shot of Jager" say's Spc Tom, Pvt. Snuffy agrees and does the shot. Before he can finish, Pfc . Jerry punches him in the face, shouting 'JAGERPUNCH!' and Pvt. Snuffy spits Jager all over the place. He now must repeat until he can down ALL Jager.

by Doc Killamanjaro December 10, 2009

jager-worms

a game combining the hilarious antics of the video game Worms, and the even more hilarious antics of drinking Jagermeister while doing so.

Lets all get together and play jager-worms!

by NandN February 15, 2010

Jäger Hulk

A guy who is 6'3 about 305 pounds, who is always drunk, and running down the streets of New Orleans, punching cars and lamp posts, hurting his hands more than anything... Jäger Hulk has no real powers.

I saw this jäger hulk walking down bourbon street and he grabbed this little guy, like a bear would a salmon, AMAZING SPEED for his size, and I was like "Oh are they friends, are they lovers, what's going on here?" And the little guy said "who are you, get your hands off me" and I'm like, "oh they're not friends or lovers... This is assault."

by the yeet August 16, 2014

Jagger

A male with a fat ass, who tends to be and introvert. AKA a hella thicc man who down to fuck

Louise: Oh look at mike he is such a Jagger

by TheJagger November 14, 2017

Jagger

Jagger is a man among boys. He is very large because he enjoys eating a lot of food and sometimes even takes bites out of his bird. He is a little gay but he will lick a pussy if forced.

Who is that man eating all the fried dicks?? That man is JAGGER!

by Steven Zigrey July 20, 2019