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Jamaican Jackhammer 

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.
Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg
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Jamaican Flicker Goon 

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

Jamaican Hammer Swisher 

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

Jamaican Smile 

A term that branched from the brainrot phrase "Balkan rage". This term, alongside things like "Japanese tip toe" have been used in brainrot videos, mostly on Tiktok. "Jamaican Smile" is used to describe a dastardly grin that can be used to signified that the user is one of those "who know".
guy 1: i heard you and Stacy are dating.

guy 2: heh, so that rumour is truly circulating! youre giving me a Jamaican Smile.
Jamaican Smile by Snorkellus November 23, 2024

Jamaican Flickergoon 

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass
Jamaican Flickergoon by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024

Jamaican Hockey Puck 

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house