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Big Iron

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.

The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.

Some of the most popular ones include:

-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins

-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone

-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021
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ironic idealism

The outer limit of postmodernism. Idealism viewed ironically. Does not cover ironic nihilism which is a form of ironic idealism but falls OUTSIDE of the limits of postmodernism. Consistent with postmodernism's idyllic denialism or its perception of idealism as unreachable or unattainable except through irony.
Hollywood films 1990-2010 contain themes of ironic idealism or idealism viewed ironically.
by sandraxine April 18, 2018
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Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.
Damn he got the iron squirter
by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023
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iron serpent

Brad stuck his iron serpent into Anthony's rectum
by Rlag May 23, 2016
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Extreme Ironing

A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.
Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event
by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022
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Ovaries of iron

Man, she has ovaries of iron!
by Spider 602 May 13, 2016
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iron gates

"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."
by berreall March 30, 2009
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