iron gates

A virgins vagina

"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."

by berreall March 30, 2009

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Ironic Doge

A meme in which the doge is being ironic,this includes “Karen you witch” “What do you mean I can’t have this” You get the idea

Bro nice Ironic Doge meme

by Nathorix is a pedo July 18, 2019

Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.

Damn he got the iron squirter

by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010

Extreme Ironing

A fast paced sport where competitors must have the overall dexterity needed for pressing pants and mental and physical constitution necessary for extreme locations. Some location suggestions are large volcanos, the amazon rainforest, and the mariana trench. Clothing suggestions include Calvin Klein shirts, ties with beagles on them, and the super tight khakis you only get on for christmas dinner and other family gatherings.

Extreme Ironing should be an olympic event

by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022

iron serpent

A hard penis

Brad stuck his iron serpent into Anthony's rectum

by Rlag May 23, 2016