by PurplePingu April 1, 2007
Get the jungle chinkmug. A hard core concoction of grain alcohol, usually Everclear, and store brand generic juice. Usually a tropical juice in particular. It can be made with koolaid, but considering this is not a generic brand, it is not exactly the real thing. Very very popular in a small town in CT, Newtown, where countless kids have vomited because they could not handle the jungle juice, including myself. It is very potent and will get you snot hanging drunk the second that it hits your blood. Kids, do me a favor. Instead of wasting away your liver, and getting drunk with a bunch of ugly whores, just smoke a j with some of your Best friends and get high.
Person 1: yeah i heard devin is bringing some homemade jungle juice! Person 2: oh shit were gonna get fucking wasted! Sad guy: yeah my girlfriend dumped me so i made a bathtub full of jungle juice, bought six boxes of hohos, and an ounce of purple dank.
by TheAllKnowingCabbage February 26, 2010
Get the Jungle Juicemug. When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.
by thedanirae May 6, 2014
Get the bungle in the junglemug. when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
Get the welcome to the junglemug. by Jungle bear78 January 22, 2022
Get the Jungle Bearmug. When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.
by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008
Get the jungle johnsonmug. Shit, you'd need a guide to get thru' that g jungle; probly got fuckin' monkeys and shit down there!
by daha June 27, 2009
Get the G Junglemug.