instagram pimp

A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.

Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp

by U.Dictionary CEO January 28, 2016

instar

Someone famous on instagram

«Wow, you have so much followers on your instagram !! You are a real instar!»

by lawyerstar October 14, 2016

Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.

Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016

Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016

instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017

instamoron

Compulsive hashtagger with no real meaning or sense of the hashtags. Someone who would suck for likes and fuck for fame. Without any ambitions in life and to stupid to understand that nobody gives a fuck about their posts.

You instamoron.

by sanma January 24, 2019