Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6>If I catch Myself Not DOing WHat I Want To Do, I WIll Kill You All <.7.9.7.6.>

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

I want it, I got it

An iconic line, that turned into a saying, from ‘7 rings’, the 2nd lead single of ‘thank u, next’, by the American songwriter, producer and singer, Ariana Grande.

‘You like my hair? Gee, thanks! Just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)’.

1: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande line?
2: ‘I want it, I got it’! It’s so catchy.

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR

I won't do it alone.

A Retard "I wAnT tHeM tO sUfFeR!!! My DaUgHtEr'S nOt A sLuT!"

Hym "Suchir Balaji's family will be doing it with me. I'm glad you brought this up. How many innocent people suffer with me? You don't care. You just demand sympathy for your kids and THIS is exactly why you don't deserve it. Which one of you is going to be the next Suchir? I won't suffer alone. It'll you and your the second family the second I get the upper hand OR it'll be the family of the kid who pays the price for WHAT you are doing. And all the while your kids are going to be getting fucked and slaughtered. You're going to be hanging yourself. Like Suchir. But you know what you COULD do? Instead of killing yourself? You could always take it out on the breeder filth how make the world this way. You'd be doing me and yourself a favor. You'd make the world a better place."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016