Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022