hoppers

An online homogenous community (usually a forum, but sometimes a mailing list or blog) who all think identically and ferociously lash out at those who threaten those beliefs, not unlike a swarm of locusts.

Man, have the seen the hoppers over on DirtySanchez4U.com? Those motherfuckers just won't shut up!

by Jammaster K September 13, 2006

hoppers

A supporter of the biggest and most successful Swiss multisports club. The football section has won the national championship 27 times. The second best team (Servette from Geneva) has won it 17 times. FC Basel has won it 12 times.

Grasshopper Club Zurich (founded in 1886) engages in sports like: Football, Tennis, Hockey, Handball, Rugby, Rowing, Curling, Squash.

Manuel: What a terrible season for us hoppers. And to add insult to injury the crackwhores (FC Zurich) that stole our blue-white colours won the Swiss championship this year.

Diego: Yes it's just shocking I still can't believe it. I mean there was 9/11 , where you had a massive attack on America and now we have this? I mean.. its like a second.. not as big .. but like a mini 9/11.

by dividiere111 June 6, 2009

brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

by pooindahole May 19, 2011

Hopper

Now, you may think ACAB, But Hopper isn't like the rest. Hopper is a cop who will risk his own life to find a young missing boy named Will. He even risked his life to sneak into a Russian base. He also might put some Eggosin a small wooden box in the woods and then find a girl with really short hair and keep her as is "Dotar" as he calls her. Hopper is the best cop there will ever be.

Dude 1: Man I love hopper! He is such a good cop!
Dude 2: I mean, I can't argue with you!

by *Spits out tea* July 6, 2020

Hopper

A male or female who metaphorically jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention (texting, gift-giving, money, etc.) or to increase/keep up ones ego status. You should take extreme caution when dealing with these type of people for they are very cunning and sneaky about their activity. Expect word usage such as "guy friend" or "a friend"may be used in content.

John: Hey what about that girl?
Dave: No dude, she's a hopper. You'll thank me later.
John: But she's cute.
Dave: She was just with Justin bro.

by BigOle'CollegeHead March 30, 2015

clod hopper

farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.

Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!

by Sodbuster November 28, 2004

Hooper

When it is used as a name it is used to define a white gay queer.They are blonde, white and have freckles

When encountering a Hooper

Make sure you stay put they will react to sudden movements.

Behaviour of a Hooper

They always think they are the best and they also ego too much. They have big mouths and live in a tiny world. They usuallly Flirt and try to get girls but girls accept him as a gay friend

<Ernest> hey i'm grade 7 in piano and im in the 7th grade

<Chris> You suck im the same grade as you but im in grade 4 Piano playing grade 8! you suck shit!

<Ernest> (leaves,walks away and mumbles) what a Hooper

by xXNoobskiXx May 4, 2009