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Canadas History

1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping

2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.

3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.
by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010
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Oral History

Oh man. Ms. P gave me some Oral History lessons last night
by Kepler October 17, 2005
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Canada's History

The most depraved sex act in the history of the world, including moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yo, this girl asked me to give her Canada's History, but I totally bailed because that shit is too hardcore.
by Olorinmaia February 4, 2010
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Historical Guilt

The feeling of great shame, regret and/or sadness for a historical moment or something that happened in the past.
"Bro, there are way too many black people in this country."

"I concur, I am feeling some serious historical guilt for america' slave trade decisions."
by LOLDudes March 5, 2013
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historical farm equiptment

Camden used to be nice until we put all that historical farm equiptment there.
by jonnydeepp May 5, 2011
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historyisiam

Being racist to history
why you being historyisiam
by OK BOB January 14, 2019
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Macho-histrionics

The chaotic and aggressive dysregulation that occurs when some adult males are asked to comply with a very simple mask-wearing policy.
"Some meat-head wigged out at the bank when they asked him to wear a mask; I'm so sick of their macho-histrionics."
by N.E. Ologism December 28, 2021
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