Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Helonheimo

When you are a retard and can't do anything right.

You're like a helonheimo dude!

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

helnah

(hell-nah)-not gonna happen...no...negative....better then plain old no

do you like that fat chick?
helnah!

by mike chek April 9, 2008

Helen Huntness

The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.

You are looking very Helen Huntness today.

That sounded a little Helen Huntness.

by kcranger79 May 22, 2011

Helococktor

to spin your penis in a circular motion. Much like Justin Timberlake in "The Golden Rule" music video

Jimmy Spun his helococktor like crazy to impress the women.

by brian4611 November 27, 2011

Helenitis

When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.

by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014