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hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray
jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common
by beachkat January 22, 2009
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Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.
"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"
by Mike Tauss October 23, 2008
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ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
by brian November 1, 2004
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helmickalick

to be or become a champ
Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.
by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009
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Hells Bells

A flower that is commonly found in backyards, bushy areas, etc. that causes hallucinations if ingested. The "trip" may last anywhere from 2 days at a time to a few weeks depending on amount ingested. It does contain poisons and there is a large risk of easily overdosing. The plant also contains alkaloids that do cause a drowsyness.
Description: A bell-shaped flower, it varies in color and size.
Guy #1: "Man, I just munched some Hells Bells..."
Guy #2: "Oh shit man, you're gonna be trippin' off those trumpets for days!"
by Chillin On Dxm Yeah December 16, 2006
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Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.
Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.
by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010
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Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
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