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MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
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Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011
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AJ Hawk

Green bay outside linebacker who was the fifth overall in the two thousand six nfl draft, widely consdird the best defensive rookie registering one hundred tackles and three sacks. stands at six two, two hundred and fourty five pounds
AJ Hawk is a total badass, better than any young linbacker out there
by Houston jones April 6, 2007
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Tony Hawk

When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).
College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.
by Jeff Lars January 3, 2008
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Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
by Apumar April 23, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Hawk eye

An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawk will believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Oh look there is Hawk Eye spying again

Oh look their hawking again
by Elaine the pain February 16, 2021
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