Handjob

National handjob from girlfriend day!!

Hey babe its December 7th, handjob time
sigh*gets hands ready*

by woler December 07, 2022

Handjob

Get a free handjob from your girlfriend

Hey babe its december 7th, HANDJOB TIMEE
sigh *gets hands ready*

by woler December 07, 2022

handjob

what your mom gives me

i got a handjob

by Clapan December 05, 2019

Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.

Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 16, 2022

Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica

I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.

by Rumple_Foreskin July 25, 2022

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022