Hailey

The off brand version of Amanda

Guy 1: Let's play Marry, Date, Kill.

Guy 2: Okay ummm Hailey Belle, and Amanda.

Guy 2: Marry Amanda, date Hailey, kill Belle.

Guy 1: How did you chose between Hailey and Amanda so fast?

Guy 2: Well you know, Amanda is just slightly better than Hailey at everything in every category.

Guy 1: Fair point.

by Brother hhdhdjfjjdhd May 30, 2019

Hailey

hailey has diabetes and brown orange hair. she’s obsessed with lil peep and has a love/hate relationship with her juul. she NEVER goes to class but somehow still passes? she has one deformed ear but in the end she’s really sweet and beautiful and perfect in every way. you’ll never find anyone like her.

rando: omg you have a gf?

me: yes, hailey

rando: omg that’s so cute

me: i know she’s a thiccy sniccy 🤪

by yourdadsonhiswaytomycrib July 17, 2019

Hailey

Hailey is super messed up. She has many issues including insomnia, Man trouble , and shitting in others toilets not to mention her addition to peeing in the sink! All Hailey has these issues she makes a great husband considering she has changed her gender to male. And don’t ask her about her fav human hore t- boy Jenner

Hailey —Can I use your washroom I need to take a shit

by T-boy Jenner April 5, 2019

Hailey

A short girl usually blonde, doesn't seem smart but pays more attention than you think. Insecure and wears makeup. Has a hard time finding friends. Dislikes swearing but loves to read with the voice of an angel. She is one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Hailey's so pretty!

by Miss. Wright April 9, 2019

Hailey

Hailey is a beautiful,kind really funny person,shes puts her friends before herdelf,you would be really lucky to have a Hailey in your life.she always try to make people laugh and smile and usually its works,shes very quiet but when you get to know her SHES REALLY LOUD AND OUTGOING ,shes loves animals,and loves to treat her friends well ,If you annoy her or get on her nerves she HATES you ,but if your her friend and nice she LOVES you,be careful with Hailey be nice to her,or she will hate you to death where she wants to kill you,be nice to her I'm warning you

Boy-whos that Hailey girl?

Girl-oh that's my best friend Hailey

Bolt-on shes really hot

by Jsusysbnsyxhs April 11, 2019

Hailey Dorsch

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries

Hailey Dorsch is lonely

by lonelyassbitch April 14, 2019

hailey

dumb at math/ gian is always right

Hailey, don't do math

by GG_The_Hipster April 17, 2019