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The Hagfish

The Hagfish is when a man waits an entire month before ejaculating. Then takes a women, flips her upside down with her head on the edge of the bed to open up her throat. Then proceeds to throat fucks her until he ejaculates so much cum to the point of the women suffocating because there’s so much mucusey nut down her throat.
Alex patiently waited to finish no nut November for The Hagfish he would give to his whore Rebecca. She couldn’t breath from all of the mucusey nut, and she proceeded to suffocate on his baby gravy then died like a heroin addict choking on her own vomit.
by CMNDMN November 22, 2024
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The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.
by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
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Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).
The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
by LA Wise July 19, 2025
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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
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shagging the haggis

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018
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