The Hagfish is when a man waits an entire month before ejaculating. Then takes a women, flips her upside down with her head on the edge of the bed to open up her throat. Then proceeds to throat fucks her until he ejaculates so much cum to the point of the women suffocating because there’s so much mucusey nut down her throat.
Alex patiently waited to finish no nut November for The Hagfish he would give to his whore Rebecca. She couldn’t breath from all of the mucusey nut, and she proceeded to suffocate on his baby gravy then died like a heroin addict choking on her own vomit.
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The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
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