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Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes
I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes
by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012
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Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.
Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.
by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018
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After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.
Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”
by Supes_13 September 14, 2022
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drake hours

Anytime after 11 pm
Yo, its Drake Hours let me go to bed before I start thinking about my ex hoes
by Drake 1 on 1 August 6, 2015
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Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business
She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.
by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019
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FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)
Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now
by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017
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kiddie hour

The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.
Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.
by Karl Rayne December 4, 2019
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