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home in hose

Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.

Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.

Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.

She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008
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hose

This verb began in the 1960's when rioters were controlled in large cities especially New York and Chicago by fire hoses. The Democratic Convention in Chicago provided images every night of Mayor Daily's police knocking down rioters and looters with high-pressure water hoses. New York's draft riots were more violent and the Army even sent tanks to discourage massive looting. But, since the evening news was edited in New Your by New York biased TV news organizations fewer hosing were shown in that city.
Jim was hosed by the pigs and fell breaking his new tv.
by sawboy December 28, 2005
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hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.
Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.
by Phoenix October 10, 2003
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New Castle Hose Fucking

Shoving a hose up someone's ass and turning the water on while having sex.
Damn, that girl got freaky when I gave her a new castle hose fucking.
by annamanna February 6, 2010
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Hoedown

White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.
by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012
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hose

To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.
Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.
by Loves2HoseTW October 7, 2007
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Hose Hound

An attractive woman, with an unusually huge Ass
Harry: "Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!" Lloyd: "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!"
by ForeignDude February 20, 2010
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