Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
by Kegs47 August 24, 2016
When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
by Rock cock May 18, 2016
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by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016
Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022