Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.
by Hockey flow February 17, 2019
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hockey dick

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn
Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.
by jdvdksbs September 01, 2015
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Hockey puck

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."
"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head
by MarsroverII April 06, 2017
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horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.
Them snobs are playing horse hockey again
by shonny September 01, 2007
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Hockey mom

A mother who transports and watches her children play hockey. See also 'soccer mom'. She is a white, middle-class, married woman who usually lives in the suburbs, works outside the home and drives a minivan or sports-utility vehicle. The term began to take on its demographic meaning in 1995 during an election for Denver city council, when Susan B. Casey ran with the slogan 'A Soccer Mom for City Council'. Ms Casey having a PhD used the slogan as way of assuring voters they could trust her to be 'just like them'.
'the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick'(Sarah Palin, the U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate in 2008.
by Steve Key October 17, 2008
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hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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snot hockey

A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.
As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.
by Baldymore June 06, 2009
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