Hans gnarly

The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.

Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly

by castlebravo September 21, 2011

Han

She’s smart and passionate, especially about the topics that interest her. A bit of a dork and a lot of a bit dramatic, going as far to physically reenact her favorite reaction pics before your very eyes. Probably spends wayy too much money on her hobbies, but it’s justified because it’s what she loves. She’s fiercely loyal to her friends, but also won’t hesitate to call them out if they messed up themselves. Generally an amazing person with a strong moral compass.

Those theatre kids wouldn’t stand a chance against a Han.

by Hanstan100 November 22, 2021

Han

A asian dude who thinks he's very cool, often that's not quite the case...😐

I can tell that dude is a Han! Look, he's trying to dance!

by Jeccoo Chu November 7, 2025

hans-arne

unusually fat and have a hitler beard and have a extremelly small penis and a really enourmus ass.

hans-arne has to be hitlers brother

by kf,r34 August 20, 2012

Han Sooyoung

Known to be one of the major characters of Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint, the author of the Ways of Survival novel, and the creator of ORV's disastrous reality, which killed millions of people for a young 15-year old Kim Dokja to live.

"Han Sooyoung would burn the world for Kim Dokja."
"If this story can really save you... If you regained just a little of your memories and remember us just one more time... Then I'll keep writing the epilogue for you until the end of time, for eternity."~Han Sooyoung

by chatter_box June 19, 2024

Han

A beautiful girl, kind, intelligent and love who are reading this. She likes 😻😽😿😽. And she cute too

Youre Han. Have a nice day <•~•> 😻

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.

gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong

by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023