Gratefruit

Another way of saying greatful.

dude im so gratefruit for everything my mom does for me
dont you mean greatful?

no i mean gratefruit
oh okay

by kyle_38 April 3, 2024

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

gratelva

A sexual act in which one man, let's call him Matteo, acts as a bridge between his two female neighbours, who are equipped with strap-ons.

Person one: Hey what are you up to this weekend?

Person two: it's gonna be a gratelva-type weekend. Matteo's been way too horny recently and he needs to get that out.

by Sigmamale07 May 4, 2024

Gurter

A female who when ejaculating, does it through their anus.

When we were doing it in doggy style I had to find out the hard way that she was a gurter

by Gurt lover 56 May 5, 2024

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Grates of Wrath

The act of shoving shit through the grates of an air vent in a house of someone that has disrespected you or to assert dominance over others.

The host of the party cheated at cards, so I treated them to the Grates of Wrath.

by Bronco Billy March 15, 2025