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Goose cunt

An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.
“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.
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goose egg 

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
goose egg by Anonymous September 23, 2003

goose honkin 

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter
My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now
goose honkin by jarebear69 August 3, 2007

Goose tape 

When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.
Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!
Goose tape by Sherry Garrison August 18, 2008

goose bomb

A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.
I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.
goose bomb by Jackoff Smirnoff January 14, 2010

Goose Honk 

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass
1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"
Goose Honk by stickyfingaz69 September 17, 2010