goober juice

Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.

She sucked up all that goober juice

by Gay male November 20, 2017

Goober

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot

When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.

by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

by Honez May 8, 2006

Goober

(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober

"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno

by midgetben September 4, 2005

Goober

Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.

"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"

by dydapimp January 22, 2010

goober

a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

I heard he's a goober

by tangle April 2, 2011

goober

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

I eat goobers!! yum!!

by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004