goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

GooberFloobin

A person who is so much of a goober that a higher extent of goober had to be made.

John: Man he is a real GooberFloobin

Sally: Huh???

John: You know, he is an EXTREME Goober

Sally: Oh yeah

by Lemon Mcgee March 11, 2010

Goobernater

A person who that is a dork that will also be quick to poke fun of other people while claiming to be amazing...but the entire time is a dork.

Watch the movie the Jerk, that guy is a goobernater

by Trebeck August 24, 2010

golder

more blinged

that bitches ring is golder than mine

by lilmama1984 November 8, 2012

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017