Ass Goblin

when you go to eat pussy, but go too far down, then you're ass goblin. *rule of thumb(if your on a bed)your chin should not be touching the mattress...)(if you do then you are definately ass goblin)
mans thoughts "hmm her bat cave seems kinda tight, maybe i went down too far...oh man i hope im not ass goblin"
by chikin skratch October 23, 2005
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Ass Goblin

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.
"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.
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gender goblin

Someone who identifies as a highly specific version of non-binary and is also highly vocal about it
Xe: ugh I'm not non-binary, I'm a genderqueer post-binary demi-fluid-fem.

They:like, identify however you feel, but you don't have to be such a gender goblin about it.
by Jsjbebdixhab October 22, 2019
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gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.
dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.
by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004
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Goblin King

1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. See also attention whore.

2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.

3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.
1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!

2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.

3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"
by Gildas January 18, 2004
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hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.
Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??
by Frsh To Death April 16, 2010
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Goblin Slayer

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).
Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.
by Pegis October 11, 2008
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