im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time
im a goat you bad kids
by Shocker33 January 08, 2017
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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 19, 2007
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Goat Stroker

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.
by Crham October 28, 2015
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Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
by nox9wyrm June 29, 2019
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shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.
brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!
by webster g March 25, 2010
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French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.
Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
by TheMedicineMan March 02, 2011
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felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.
“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat
by zzawmbify May 29, 2022
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